How to Mess With Someone's Car Legally

October 30, 2023

Often we see dramatic scenes in movies and TV shows where a scorned lover takes a Louisville slugger to a loved one’s car. While it’s understandable why a person would want to do this, the fact of the matter is that vandalizing someone else’s property is not a good thing. Besides the fact that it’s illegal, doing so can cause serious damage to an expensive and valuable item.

Revenge is not a great idea, and in most cases it will only make you feel worse. Instead, focus on proving to them that you are smarter, funnier, more talented, or even just better than they are. Show them that they made a mistake in judging you or treating you poorly and that you have no problem outshining them.

It’s important to keep in mind that there are ways to mess with a car without putting the owner in harm’s way. This article will delve into how to do so while still having some fun.

The easiest way to mess with a car is to egg the vehicle. However, this can cause serious damage and may even result in a costly repair bill.

A safer alternative is to use some sandpaper or some other rough material to scratch up the car’s paint. This can create a lot of confusion and fear for the owner, and in many cases, it’s also easily fixed or covered with a repainting.


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